Dynamic Universal Heuristics

GlobeMaker · Post #1by **GlobeMaker** » 27.12.2005, 01:42

Dynamic Universal Heuristics

The physics in the universe are so simple that the English
language is not useful for describing each one. Therefore,
a simple new vocabulary and method has been produced,
called Dynamic Universal Heuristics (DUH). When using this
reduced vocabulary, the concepts of space-time are
particularly easy to describe. For example, please consider
the following essay, which is exhaustive in its completeness.

"Change."

The essay written above in quotes is only one example of
the correct syntax of DUH. New single words are also used
in DUH to combine the concepts of the space-time continuum.
Consider the new word, "nowhat", which is a contraction of the
well known, multifacetted question, "now what?"

Nowhat? Change...

The complexities of the real world fall away under the pressures
of simple-mindedness. While mathematics have often been
touted as universal languages of the sciences, their values
are only symbolic. Without symbols, mathematics are nothings.
With the new symbols of the Dynamic Universal Heuristics,
energy, time, and space can be unified into an easily described
sameness. Once the student becomes skilled at these
simplifications, it is common to exclaim, "Duh, hey."

You may wonder, what are the practical applications of DUH?
That is the beauty of it. Rapid advances in DUH have already
taken place during recent decades. Here is the best example.
Symmetry and duality have been used to extrapolate the past
electrostatic physics to produce magnetism for dynamic
situations. Now, those principles of symmetry and duality have
coupled the concepts of static gravity with imaginary energy
to produce a dynamic imagravinarism. This has already been
used to explain phenomena as widely disparate as the creation
of stars from hot hydrogen and the destruction of memories of
common occurrences. The large and the small. Here is how this
progress was reported in the new vocabulary :

Matter changes nowhat? Hit matter matter splat O talps rettam
rettam tih? Hottenstuff fluor not. One meter, one second, one erg,
root imagravinarism.

Details will change...

Post #2by **t00fri** » 27.12.2005, 10:08

Is this supposed to be a joke?

Bye Fridger

Rassilon · Post #3by **Rassilon** » 27.12.2005, 15:10

Whatever drugs your on man you need to share! :lol:

GlobeMaker · Post #4by **GlobeMaker** » 27.12.2005, 16:55

Rassilon said, "Whatever drugs your on man you need to share!".

Sure thing, man. What it is? The next time I am in your location, Altair,
the sharing will begin. Or as I like to say in DUH, "wow".

Post #5by **t00fri** » 27.12.2005, 16:59

My mind is just way too limited for such "grand perspectives" of the Universe....Anyway, as long as this stays out of the Physics & Astronomy board, I am happy ;-)

Bye Fridger

Hunter Parasite · Post #6by **Hunter Parasite** » 29.12.2005, 01:15

Brilliant!