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Excuse me, but, the answer to FTL drive is in our homes and EVERY laundrymat in the world!

The blackhole that dryer manufactors install in the dryers to eat one, and only one sock from a pair.

Clearly, companies like Maytag, Kenmore etc have already developed programable black holes.

We need to force them to release the information.

Actually, AFAIK, latest spectroscopical information indicates that large concentrations of socks float around the barycenter of the Hyades. That may be where the "white hole" is.

interesting, i've gotta call the National Inquirer!

I can just picture this now...

"We must escape from our pursuers! Quickly, pilot - set the STL drive to FULL SPIN CYCLE!"

Oh for gods sake, put a sock in it!