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The Earth has been destroyed.

Posted: 09.09.2008, 23:26
by ajtribick
According to the International Earth-Destruction Advisory Board (which has an official-sounding title, so must be truthful):

Evidence is still being collated, but preliminary results suggest that the Earth was destroyed pre-emptively by scientists at the Large Hadron Collider at CERN, Geneva, Switzerland, before the commencement of their experiments to locate the Higgs Boson, as a precautionary measure to ensure that the experiment itself could not result in the destruction of the Earth.

Re: The Earth has been destroyed.

Posted: 10.09.2008, 02:09
by Don. Edwards
8O

Don. Edwards

Re: The Earth has been destroyed.

Posted: 10.09.2008, 16:52
by Fightspit
:?:

Re: The Earth has been destroyed.

Posted: 10.09.2008, 17:05
by Guckytos
So, this is the life AFTER death :?: :?:

Well, not much difference to before :lol: :lol:

Re: The Earth has been destroyed.

Posted: 11.09.2008, 14:43
by Scytale
In a related subject, a question for the physicist(s) lurking around: why doesn't LHC use higher-temperature superconductive magnets, for instance something above the boiling point of N2? The accelerator would've been a lot cheaper, I think.

Re: The Earth has been destroyed.

Posted: 11.09.2008, 15:08
by selden
The high temperature superconductors that I'm aware of cannot handle high current densities, are available only in very small quantities and are extremely brittle.

Re: The Earth has been destroyed.

Posted: 12.09.2008, 12:45
by ajtribick
Thanks to the Bad Astronomer, I found the LHC Compact Muon Solenoid Experiment Webcams... we're all doomed! :lol:

Re: The Earth has been destroyed.

Posted: 24.09.2008, 19:48
by LordFerret
That's excellent! :lol:

Re: The Earth has been destroyed.

Posted: 24.09.2008, 20:11
by t00fri
ajtribick wrote:Thanks to the Bad Astronomer, I found the LHC Compact Muon Solenoid Experiment Webcams... we're all doomed! :lol:

This black-hole business really ceases to be funny, meanwhile. A colleague of mine who wrote one of the first papers about the possible production of mini-black holes at the LHC, told me yesterday that he's completely saturated with report writing about this because there are a number of accusations that have been brought to various courts meanwhile!

Because of the damage that occured after a few hours of operation, the LHC is out of action until next spring as it seems (unfortunately)...

Fridger

Re: The Earth has been destroyed.

Posted: 24.09.2008, 20:38
by rthorvald
ajtribick wrote:Thanks to the Bad Astronomer, I found the LHC Compact Muon Solenoid Experiment Webcams... we're all doomed! :lol:

Wow! I wish the same thing could happen to the mess my gf just left in our kitchen...

-rthorvald :D

Re: The Earth has been destroyed.

Posted: 01.10.2008, 21:01
by t00fri
Turn your volume up and enjoy...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j50ZssEojtM

Physicists are coooool ;-)

Fridger

Re: The Earth has been destroyed.

Posted: 01.10.2008, 22:51
by BobHegwood
t00fri wrote:Turn your volume up and enjoy...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j50ZssEojtM

Physicists are coooool ;-)

Fridger

Very, very cool...
These are the kinds of pages you need to send us Brain-Dead types to in order to
learn some more of the intricacies of physics as a whole.

Thanks very much for the link Good Doctor. Like I said... Very cool. :wink:

Re: The Earth has been destroyed.

Posted: 01.10.2008, 23:01
by Fenerit
Well, now WE KNOW the cause of LHC's damage...

Re: The Earth has been destroyed.

Posted: 07.10.2008, 16:37
by LordFerret
Heh heh... that was great! Thanks Fridger, nice find! :D

Re: The Earth has been destroyed.

Posted: 07.10.2008, 18:14
by t00fri
LordFerret wrote:Heh heh... that was great! Thanks Fridger, nice find! :D

This was NOT a "find". That's what we all play during working hours...

Fridger

Re: The Earth has been destroyed.

Posted: 08.10.2008, 10:59
by Fenerit
I believed that physicist would play Heavy Metal...

Re: The Earth has been destroyed.

Posted: 08.10.2008, 23:31
by Hungry4info
Fenerit wrote:I believed that physicist would play Heavy Metal...

I think I get it, metal... like... a type of element :lol:

Re: The Earth has been destroyed.

Posted: 09.10.2008, 08:53
by Fenerit
Hungry4info wrote:
Fenerit wrote:I believed that physicist would play Heavy Metal...

I think I get it, metal... like... a type of element :lol:

Well, a band called The Megathorium, with the hit song "Loud than ion"...

Re: The Earth has been destroyed.

Posted: 29.10.2008, 22:46
by bdm
Thus we have proof of Last Thursdayism theology.

Re: The Earth has been destroyed.

Posted: 07.11.2008, 21:45
by Fenerit
bdm wrote:Thus we have proof of Last Thursdayism theology.

As the Last Fridayism theology, we have The Dark Bosons Band with the concept album "Fermions in Hell" :wink: