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The Earth has been destroyed.
Posted: 09.09.2008, 23:26
by ajtribick
According to the
International Earth-Destruction Advisory Board (which has an official-sounding title, so must be truthful):
Evidence is still being collated, but preliminary results suggest that the Earth was destroyed pre-emptively by scientists at the Large Hadron Collider at CERN, Geneva, Switzerland, before the commencement of their experiments to locate the Higgs Boson, as a precautionary measure to ensure that the experiment itself could not result in the destruction of the Earth.
Re: The Earth has been destroyed.
Posted: 10.09.2008, 02:09
by Don. Edwards
Don. Edwards
Re: The Earth has been destroyed.
Posted: 10.09.2008, 16:52
by Fightspit
Re: The Earth has been destroyed.
Posted: 10.09.2008, 17:05
by Guckytos
Re: The Earth has been destroyed.
Posted: 11.09.2008, 14:43
by Scytale
In a related subject, a question for the physicist(s) lurking around: why doesn't LHC use higher-temperature superconductive magnets, for instance something above the boiling point of N2? The accelerator would've been a lot cheaper, I think.
Re: The Earth has been destroyed.
Posted: 11.09.2008, 15:08
by selden
The high temperature superconductors that I'm aware of cannot handle high current densities, are available only in very small quantities and are extremely brittle.
Re: The Earth has been destroyed.
Posted: 12.09.2008, 12:45
by ajtribick
Re: The Earth has been destroyed.
Posted: 24.09.2008, 19:48
by LordFerret
That's excellent!
Re: The Earth has been destroyed.
Posted: 24.09.2008, 20:11
by t00fri
This black-hole business really ceases to be funny, meanwhile. A colleague of mine who wrote one of the first papers about the possible production of mini-black holes at the LHC, told me yesterday that he's completely saturated with report writing about this because there are a number of accusations that have been brought to various courts meanwhile!
Because of the damage that occured after a few hours of operation, the LHC is out of action until next spring as it seems (unfortunately)...
Fridger
Re: The Earth has been destroyed.
Posted: 24.09.2008, 20:38
by rthorvald
Wow! I wish the same thing could happen to the mess my gf just left in our kitchen...
-rthorvald
Re: The Earth has been destroyed.
Posted: 01.10.2008, 21:01
by t00fri
Turn your volume up and enjoy...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j50ZssEojtMPhysicists are coooool
Fridger
Re: The Earth has been destroyed.
Posted: 01.10.2008, 22:51
by BobHegwood
Very,
very cool...
These are the kinds of pages you need to send us Brain-Dead types to in order to
learn some more of the intricacies of physics as a whole.
Thanks very much for the link Good Doctor. Like I said...
Very cool.
Re: The Earth has been destroyed.
Posted: 01.10.2008, 23:01
by Fenerit
Well, now WE KNOW the cause of LHC's damage...
Re: The Earth has been destroyed.
Posted: 07.10.2008, 16:37
by LordFerret
Heh heh... that was great! Thanks Fridger, nice find!
Re: The Earth has been destroyed.
Posted: 07.10.2008, 18:14
by t00fri
LordFerret wrote:Heh heh... that was great! Thanks Fridger, nice find!
This was NOT a "find". That's what we all play during working hours...
Fridger
Re: The Earth has been destroyed.
Posted: 08.10.2008, 10:59
by Fenerit
I believed that physicist would play Heavy Metal...
Re: The Earth has been destroyed.
Posted: 08.10.2008, 23:31
by Hungry4info
Fenerit wrote:I believed that physicist would play Heavy Metal...
I think I get it, metal... like... a type of element
Re: The Earth has been destroyed.
Posted: 09.10.2008, 08:53
by Fenerit
Hungry4info wrote:Fenerit wrote:I believed that physicist would play Heavy Metal...
I think I get it, metal... like... a type of element
Well, a band called The Megathorium, with the hit song "Loud than ion"...
Re: The Earth has been destroyed.
Posted: 29.10.2008, 22:46
by bdm
Thus we have proof of Last Thursdayism theology.
Re: The Earth has been destroyed.
Posted: 07.11.2008, 21:45
by Fenerit
bdm wrote:Thus we have proof of Last Thursdayism theology.
As the Last Fridayism theology, we have
The Dark Bosons Band with the concept album "
Fermions in Hell"