Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One says, "I've lost my electron."
The other says, "Are you sure?"
The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."
Hydrogen Atoms
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Topic authordon
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Hydrogen Atoms
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Maybe so. I'll use the unleaded soda pop today. 
Don't see many physics "jokes", but got this one yesterday that I just had to share.
Don't see many physics "jokes", but got this one yesterday that I just had to share.
-Don G.
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I have another one, but in spanish. I dont think that in english there is a similar joke... sorry. So if someone wants to try to translate it...
A una fiesta de funciones concurrieron muchas funciones, x^2, 1/x, etc...
Tambien estaba e^x, pero ella estaba sentada sola en una punta. Dos funciones se le acercan y le dicen: "veni, integrate!". Entonces e^x contesta: "para que? si es lo mismo"
A una fiesta de funciones concurrieron muchas funciones, x^2, 1/x, etc...
Tambien estaba e^x, pero ella estaba sentada sola en una punta. Dos funciones se le acercan y le dicen: "veni, integrate!". Entonces e^x contesta: "para que? si es lo mismo"
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