Last time I tried to explain something to Bob, he didn't follow

. So is this any more understandable?
Brown Dwarfs are "failed stars" - objects that have 13-70 jupiter masses... but it's all crammed into an object that is basically the same size as Jupiter. This means that they're actually (a) VERY dense (several tens of times denser than Earth) and their gravitational field at the surface is
huge (up to several hundred times that at earth's surface!).
However, they fail as stars because they're not massive enough to fuse hydrogen in their cores as stars do to get their energy - what happens instead is that the pressure in their cores only gets high enough to burn deuterium - a heavy form of hydrogen. But they're not even massive enough to sustain this for long, and the fusion shuts down after the first few hundred millions of their lives. At this stage, they're probably emitting enough red light to glow visibly - in fact, they may just look like red dwarf stars. After that, they just cool off over time - a brown dwarf that is several billion years old would probably look pretty much like an ordinary gas giant, feebly emitting infrared radiation and illuminated only by nearby stars. As they cool, they start to look more and more like gas giants - bands form in their atmospheres as things like silicates and iron condense out to form clouds (yes, they can have clouds made of rock. Kooky, huh?). They also very slowly get smaller over time too, since there's no outward pressure from internal fusion keeping them 'fluffed up" anymore.
Basically, you can think of the size sequence like this:
Terrestrial World (Earth, Venus, Mars)
Small gas giant (0.01 to 0.5 Jupiter masses - Uranus, Neptune)
Large gas giant (0.5 to 2 Jupiter masses - Jupiter, Saturn)
Superjovian (2-12 Jupiter masses -
Ups And d)
Brown Dwarf (13-70 Jupiter masses -
Gliese 229B)
Red Dwarf star (80-300 Jupiter masses - Proxima Centauri, Barnard's Star)
...and then you go up to bigger stars.
This gives you an idea of what they look like:
http://spider.ipac.caltech.edu/staff/da ... rison.html